Generated or ESL?

I screwed up an online order entry and wrote to customer service, saying that I wanted to affirm that I ordered two instead of one. This was how “Josh” began addressing the issue: “I recognize your concern that you want to affirm that you ordered….” Seems rather Eliza-esque to me.

The War on Fluff

Fluffernutters banned from schools. Mmmm…. Fluffernutter. Between Fluff, Necco Wafers, Hoodsies, and Drake’s Cakes, my Boston childhood was apparently in line with the “eat locally” value. I wonder where Spaghettios were invented…